Let’s take a minute to remember the glory days, when men got to run around smoking and shooting each other and presumably stroking their sideburns and the only women around got shipped to a home or shot in the head.
I have a lot of questions about this movie, but the most pertinent is was there a fucking gas leak on set or something?
Maybe all these naysaying men are so afraid of women being funny because a funny woman has the power to make someone like Jon Hamm seem unattractive.
Remember that subtle and heart-wrenching love story where two people were forbidden to be together but persisted anyway because of the force of their love until a disaster tore them cruelly apart? No, not Titanic. This one had gay guys.
This movie is everything you hate about your ex. It’s bitter, it mopes, it tries to get cute with you at the end, you resent it for making you laugh, and for a brief period in your life it was everywhere you fucking looked.
By all accounts a Good Movie, but I watch just to see Bill Irwin’s repeated happy dances.
Confirming my deeply held suspicion that Elijah Wood was born — or found, fully formed in a field — only to play a Hobbit.
People on my other tumblr have reminded me that this, like, exists? Since I’ve watched some truly ‘great’ movies lately, I assure you I have some reviews coming, when you least expect them. Like getting rear-ended at a stoplight. Oh and it’s funny. And it’s by a celebrity. Because this is about movies.
Keanu Reeves, before the meme. I have literally nothing else to say about this movie. It hurt me too deeply.
